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Speed
Your site optimized for speed on mobile and desktop. Cloudflare support. Regular updates, upgrades and patches to keep you current. Premium WordPress plugins to keep you at the top of the search results.
Bring your own site
Migration is free. We'll work with your current crappy, slow, expensive, awful-customer-service having, no good web host so you don't have to. WordPress, Joomla, Magento and more - Plus a whole suite to build your web space.
Security
Sick of bots, spam, phishing attempts, brute force hacks, unrecognized file changes, and weak passwords? So are we. Security is the number 1 concern - CrapHOST prevents getting your site hacked and protects it.
Consulting
All web clients get web development and design work 50% off. No shit. Access your personal CrapHOST Slack channel for 7-day a week support requests, marketing advice, tech help and everything else.
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET
AS A CrapHOST CLIENT
UNLIMITED EVERYTHING
FEATURES NOBODY ELSE HAS
1-on-1 Support
CrapHOST scales as you do. Up to 5 domains with unmetered traffic, unlimited databases and unlimited mail accounts. No crap, with room for you to grow.
You’ve got a radical idea. It’s your business – it’s your life’s work culminating into a space you haven’t explored yet – and you haven’t figured out how to get it out there.
Whether you’re a solopreneur or a fledging retailer, getting online is your first step to finding customers and clients. CrapHOST is here to take away all of the questions you have and handle it for you. Stop worrying about what you don’t know and start focusing on what you do.
Premium WordPress themes and plugins for speed and ease of use, DDoS mitigation, SSL certificates...all included in your yearly price. Have an idea? There's a way to make it happen.
Have a bug on your site? Need advice? CrapHOST is available by email or in your personal Slack channel 7 days a week. Any problems with your hosting will always be fixed free - from code incompatibilities to simple errors.
Any development or design work is available to you 50% off.
Not Convinced? Compare us to…
*managed WordPress hosting plans
$100/year
5 sites
Unlimited email accounts
Unlimited monthly visitors
Unlimited storage space
Free SSL Certificates
1-on-1 support
Daily automated backups
Security and speed included, not an extra
$119.88/year
1 site
1 email account extra @ $6.99/month
25,000 monthly visitors
30gb storage space
SSL Certificates extra
Customer support tickets
Daily automated backups
Malware scans, no management
$179.88/year
1 site
Unlimited email accounts
10,000 monthly visitors
10gb storage space
Free SSL Certificate
Customer support tickets
Daily backups
No managed security
$239.40/year
1 site
Email accounts @ extra cost
50,000 monthly visitors
20gb storage space
Free SSL Certificate
Customer support tickets
Daily backups
Malware detection and removal
Ready to get started?
CrapHOST clients are handled personally, individually and with love. After submitting your form, you’ll receive a follow up to discuss your site(s) in more detail. You’ll receive an invoice once everything is ready to go!