Web Hosting

Managed Hosting for Your Radical SHIT

$100/year. Unlimited everything. That's it.

JOIN THE FAMILY

Speed

Your site optimized for speed on mobile and desktop. Cloudflare support. Regular updates, upgrades and patches to keep you current. Premium WordPress plugins to keep you at the top of the search results.

Bring your own site

Migration is free. We'll work with your current crappy, slow, expensive, awful-customer-service having, no good web host so you don't have to. WordPress, Joomla, Magento and more - Plus a whole suite to build your web space.

Security

Sick of bots, spam, phishing attempts, brute force hacks, unrecognized file changes, and weak passwords? So are we. Security is the number 1 concern - CrapHOST prevents getting your site hacked and protects it.

Consulting

All web clients get web development and design work 50% off. No shit. Access your personal CrapHOST Slack channel for 7-day a week support requests, marketing advice, tech help and everything else.

Web Hosting

Managed Hosting for Your Radical SHIT

$100/year. Unlimited everything. That's it.

JOIN THE FAMILY

You’ve got a radical idea. It’s your business – it’s your life’s work culminating into a space you haven’t explored yet – and you haven’t figured out how to get it out there.

Whether you’re a solopreneur or a fledging retailer, getting online is your first step to finding customers and clients. CrapHOST is here to take away all of the questions you have and handle it for you. Stop worrying about what you don’t know and start focusing on what you do.

HERE'S WHAT YOU GET

AS A CrapHOST CLIENT

UNLIMITED EVERYTHING

FEATURES NOBODY ELSE HAS

1-on-1 Support

CrapHOST scales as you do. Up to 5 domains with unmetered traffic, unlimited databases and unlimited mail accounts. No crap, with room for you to grow.

You’ve got a radical idea. It’s your business – it’s your life’s work culminating into a space you haven’t explored yet – and you haven’t figured out how to get it out there.
Whether you’re a solopreneur or a fledging retailer, getting online is your first step to finding customers and clients. CrapHOST is here to take away all of the questions you have and handle it for you. Stop worrying about what you don’t know and start focusing on what you do.

Premium WordPress themes and plugins for speed and ease of use, DDoS mitigation, SSL certificates...all included in your yearly price. Have an idea? There's a way to make it happen.

Have a bug on your site? Need advice? CrapHOST is available by email or in your personal Slack channel 7 days a week. Any problems with your hosting will always be fixed free - from code incompatibilities to simple errors.
Any development or design work is available to you 50% off.

UNLIMITED EVERYTHING

FEATURES NOBODY ELSE HAS

ONE-ON-ONE SUPPORT

CrapHOST scales as you do. Up to 5 domains with unmetered traffic, unlimited databases and unlimited mail accounts. No crap, with room for you to grow.

Premium WordPress themes and plugins for speed and ease of use, DDoS mitigation, SSL certificates...all included in your yearly price. Have an idea? There's a way to make it happen.

Have a bug on your site? Need advice? CrapHOST is available by email or in your personal Slack channel 7 days a week. Any problems with your hosting will always be fixed free - from code incompatibilities to simple errors.
Any development or design work is available to you 50% off.

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CrapHOST clients are handled personally, individually and with love. After submitting your form, you’ll receive a follow up to discuss your site(s) in more detail. You’ll receive an invoice once everything is ready to go!

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