Cut the Crap – Get Hosted

Few things are more annoying than having an idea and being derailed because you don’t have the know-how to get it out there. Build a web presence and get hosting for all the good shit you’ve been working on and stop worrying about the small stuff.

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99% Uptime Guarantee – Your Dedicated Support and Consult Included – Unlimited Scaling Potential

High Availability RAM Servers with Ceph
OpenStack KVM
3 GHz Minimum
Unmetered Disk Space
Node.js and Ruby Support

Check the Specs

99% Uptime Guarantee – Your Dedicated Support and Consult Included – Unlimited Scaling Potential

High Availability RAM Servers with Ceph
OpenStack KVM
3 GHz Minimum
Unmetered Disk Space
Node.js and Ruby Support

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At a Glance

Get access to a dashboard with endless configuration options to suit your needs. Do-it-yourself or get it done by us, it’s included in the monthly price.

Best security practices, ultimate speed optimization, and limitless scalability for you and your needs.

45 Day Test Drive

Awesome for self-starters!

100% Free
Unmanaged
1gb disk space
1gb traffic
2mb max file size uploads
Unlimited bandwidth
One-click WordPress installs
Import your existing site
Extend for just $2/month

Power Plan

Perfect for Individuals!

$6/month
$9/month E-commerce
1 domain – Unlimited subdomains
Completely managed
Unlimited disk space
Unmetered traffic
Unlimited bandwidth
One-click software installs
Import your existing site
Additional domains for $4/month

Big Idea Plan

Best Deal!

$14/month
Unlimited domains – Unlimited subdomains
Completely managed
Free Consultations
Unlimited disk space
Unlimited bandwidth
One-click software installs
Import your existing sites

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Don’t let your ideas fall short of execution because you’re doing it all yourself. Sign on CrapHOST to be an all-in-one solution for any of your needs. We work with many e-commerce platforms, developing environments, and Content Management Systems. Affordable pricing to help small businesses and individuals get out there before the rest of the crap on the internet.